Today has been a pretty good VD. I made a lot of baked goods and went out on some sales calls. Let me tell you: the people were overwhelmingly glad to see me. It was a great feeling. It's much better to do things for people when those things are APPRECIATED and the people are grateful than to be held hostage to some crap-ass boyfriend who can't and won't be good to you. Getting shit on = no thanks. Being appreciated = yes, please.
Before I get to the good stuff, this made me laugh my ass off:
ERMAHGERD!
So I got a message from a friend today that was like a "Hey, good news. Your shithead ex has moved away! He's not even in this state anymore!" This is good for several reasons:
I no longer have to worry about an awkward encounter with him around town or in a business context.
He's living in a city that I consider to be one of America's armpits and there is zero chance of me ever relocating there myself.
He's gone and he can't hurt me or anyone I love.
I told her if we ever found out that he did, in fact, leave, I would have a "the sociopath is gone" cocktail party. And I fully intend to. You ahh outta here, pal! Woo-hoo. In the meantime, MS Paint is the world's cheapest therapist. If you want to express your true feelings about a person, it is a nice (albeit crude) tool in doing so. Enjoy my customized valentines. :-)
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| "I use public toilets and I piss on the seat. I walk around in the summertime sayin' 'how about this heat.'" |
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| Yabba Dabba Do, the King is gone, and so are you! |
