Totallllllllly

I must say I was happy that Celeb Apprentice has returned for another installment. Always good to see Count Trumpula. And I of course can’t wait to see Piers’ guest judge slot. (I am biased, naturally.) I am also thoroughly happy that the weather is to be in the 80s this week. About fucking time! It was 18 this morning with a wind chill in the single digits. That is horrid. That kind of weather makes you not want to leave the house and you wish you could call in as being cold. “Hi, it’s cold to the point of ridiculous so I won’t be in today, thanks.” If only!


“If I have to roll myself in a Persian rug to get to my Caesar in Los Angeles, I will do it. And when the servants unroll the carpet, out I will pop at his feet with curled, well-lacquered eyelashes and a bright white smile.”


As you may have guessed, I cannot wait for a vacation. I am hoping it will come in the next month or two. No firm dates yet, which sucks and leaves me in a bit of limbo. But it will be totally worth it. And yes, if I have to roll myself into a Persian rug to get what I want, I will do it!