Post-Surgery: What Not to Do

Much to my surprise, I ended up having to get emergency oral surgery at lunchtime on Monday. Here's a little guide on what not to do afterwards:

*Try to be a Billy Bad-Ass
*Go back to work for the rest of the day
*Leave without getting a prescription for serious medicine
*Go running later that night
*Attempt to eat anything with a consistency stronger than a banana or some ice cream
*Have anything resembling a coherent conversation with anyone