Damn hippies and their damn Toms

This dude across the cafe is literally SCREAMING at his lunch companions about his environmental commitments and his love of Tom's shoes. He shouted, "I would rather make a difference in someone's life than have an extra dollar in my pocket!" Now he's loudly discussing some woman who went to Big Lots and bought a set of 0 gravity lawn chairs, which I have never even heard of. I so wish I could get a photo. He looks like a mixture of Tim Heidecker and Dolph Lundgren as a hippie. He's wearing a lumberjack plaid shirt and one of his companions looks like he's probably homeless. Hobo appears to be roughly about 200 years old.