Moobed Talent Show Overlord

I LOL-ed on this:
Simon Cowell, moobed talent show overlord and knight in shining armor, has ridden to the rescue of Britney Spears after the singer was accused of storming off the X Factor set during auditions.
Read more at http://www.inquisitr.com/244832/simon-cowell-dismisses-britney-walk-off-claims/#9X7qHpWKhxSeG1Aj.99

INTERCEPTED BY WARLORDS (or talent show overlords)!
http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/clinton-at-mcdonalds/2871

The media is all in Trump's biz about "overshadowing" Romney Obamney Salami Pastrami. Well fuck, it's not like that's a hard thing to do. I've seen mice with more chutzpah than Romney. And yes, I am still pissssssed that Trump endorsed him in the first damn place. *rolls eyes* What were you thinking? Also, why did Arsenio win CA? And why was this the most boring season of CA to date? I kept thinking, "You gave up the Presidency for this? Seriously?" It's awesome that they raise hella money for charity. Unfortunately, the country is still in the dumper and I think Trump could get us out of the shit. I wish be could be persuaded to rethink his decision on this.