It's like this, basically.

Greg Savitt: Good night, Joan.
Joan Crawford: Please don't leave because if you do, you'll never come back in again, no matter what you say or ask or do.


I don't care how campy of a film Mommie Dearest is-- that shit is the truth. If you bail, you are not coming back. Period.


And this is true, too: don't fuck with me, fellas, this ain't my first time at the rodeo.