Addendum: Ooh, ooh, that smell

So I'm up and around and feeling better after last night's / early this morning's migraine from Hell. No longer feel like I need to go to the ER, but I still have a small residual headache. At least that is manageable. Anyway, while I was sick as $hit last night in the theater, I kept smelling rotten genitals. I mean, there's no other word for it, I think that's what it honestly was. It smelled like either a man who had not washed himself down there and who had an infection OR a woman who was on a heavy, heavy period who had not washed down there. It was terrible. There were several potential suspects-- including two young dudes who were wearing shorts and had their legs propped up on the seats like they needed to air out something gross, but I am pretty sure I know who it was. My whole thing is this: whether you have a genital infection or whether you are a female having a bad menstrual cycle, pony up and wash yourself. It's not that difficult. They even make (for chicks, at least) little wet wipes you can carry in your pocket in case you get out somewhere and feel stanky. There is no excuse for smelling like dead meat, body odor, rotten tuna and soured milk when you are out in public. Especially when the person close to you is suffering from a migraine and already wants to hork all over the floor. Leave the funky funk at home.