I need an outsourced maid.

With all the work I've been doing, I decided to outsource my spring cleaning this year. The only problem is that apparently, every asshole in a 200 mile radius arrived at the same conclusion. It was going to be weeks before I could get anyone out to the house and that seemed crazy to me. After spending six hours cleaning and organizing, I realized all over again why I wanted to hire a maid in the first place. Fuck. And the house wasn't a pigpen or anything like that. It needed some clutter cleared out and normal spring cleaning stuff that gets easy to put off. (One man's trash is another man's come up, lol.) The good news is, I think, I will be able to keep it pretty tidy and I probably saved a couple hundred dollars by doing it myself. Next year, I don't care if I have to book an appointment like 6 months in advance. Someone else can do this shit, lol. Seacrest out.