Various and sundry things:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1267350/Simon-Cowell-planning-marry-Mezghan-Hussainy-wedding-ceremonies.html
I read this and laughed. Especially at the man in the comments section who asked if they will need four divorces when it ends. If I could make a video mash-up to present to Simon, it would be a combo of Jezza (who I love and think is fantastically funny) at his Sad Dad Dinner on F Word (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4NnFvHXYJQ) and the gospel according to Kanye (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vwNcNOTVzY). A glimpse into your future, Simon.
Disturbing and hilarious. "The blood that runs inside me is hot and wet and red."
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/3a3626d0dd/fred-armisen-intervention
How many times have I said I am an Intervention addict. Goddamn it, Fred. You stole my idea! And made it heelarious. When he asks where Candy is I almost choked. I'm more of a JVV fan myself, but OK.
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/018edb15ef/susan-boyle-s-biggest-fan
I love it that Bob makes fun of the same things I enjoy mocking. See, that's why he's still #1 on my list.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVkckG6zw6I
Don't be a pempslider or a pimhole. Honestly people. Fusking is also pretty bad. Sounds awful.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_osQvkeNRM