Funnies, fatty scooters and oily stool

My friend, Johnny, shared this with me and I am sharing it now with all of you. The phenomenon of people rolling in scooters is everywhere.

http://dongeronimo.posterous.com/blog-disney-and-fat-people


This site I stumbled upon because I think one of the diet pills my friend could be abusing is Alli. (Bear with me here.) She has truly terrible, uncontrollable gas and I read online that type of thing is a common side effect from Alli. So I found this parody article:

http://thewvsr.com/alli.htm

and nearly broke a rib laughing. The things people will do to avoid healthy eating and exercise blows my fucking mind. Oily stool is-- call me crazy-- not a particularly appealing situation.

In turn, that article led to this one:

http://thewvsr.com/fartads.htm


ENJOY!