The cars had smash-ded so haaaard

I will save a recap of happiness for 2008 for a more coherent hour. For now, it's a collection of NYE quotations and such.


"His hair had turned from BLACK into BRIGHT WHITE. He said that it was from when the cars had smash-ded so haaaaaard."

"With the girls in the change room and when they finally made her they saw BIRTHMARKS all over her BODDIIEEEE."

"A big wood by the big wood, eh?"

"You got him all horny. He's been thinkin' about the dirty call this whole time."

"Why does everyone hate him?"
"Well. He's arrogant and rude. And he ruined a lot of people's lives."
"They shouldn't have been doing shady shit."
"Yeah but 80% of the world is engaged in shady shit. It's fine with me that they hate him. Less competition for when I get my hands on him."

"It tasted like cat piss to me."
"How much cat piss have you been drinkin'?"

"He was in full tranny dress and it got me very aroused. He was wearing a boatload of eyeliner and leaping about and I just could not help myself."
"Is he going on the list now?"
"Ohh yeah. Allllllriiiiiight. Giggety-giggety."
"He must be doing something right if he's put you in Quagmire mode."

"Death by jellyfish? Are you fucking kidding me?"

"Happy New Year!"
"Thanks for the warning, captain."

"I'm bringing Beavis back, yeah. You other fuckers don't know how to act."

"Eighteen years after the fact, here we are, discussing Beavis and Butthead at the end of 2008."

"They have a seating capacity of 3000 and yet they are full."

"Dude. I think I might have just been asleep for a minute."