Two quotations for you to meditate upon

Or to be proper: "Two quotations upon which you should meditate."

From Friday: "I'm gonna take you to the 'Danger Zone.' Even if you don't wanna go."
Classic. Shield your eyes from the power of Loggins!


From Saturday afternoon: "Apparently, that is something you and your idol have in common: discussing foods that gave you bad gas and what the gas sounded like."