This is that phase

This is the Tyson Beckford - Midget Mac "Oh your body gotta be right" phase.

Do you ever have that feeling, like, before you go on a trip somewhere or before you meet someone and you want to have everything in good shape? This is that phase. LOL. (Truly, I am Sag with a Leo ascendant.) Midget Mac on I Love NY would always talk about wanting to keep his body "tight and right" and I remember on one of the few eps of that Bravo show Make Me a Supermodel that I watched, Tyson said something like, "You wanna be a supermodel? Oh your body gotta be right." Touche. Tou-freakin'-che. This is the centauress in grooming mode. This is:

*Teeth gotta be white and shining like stars
*Hair will be did properly and coiffed just so. Will probably get Simon LeBon-ed again before November rolls around
*Skin gotta be clear. Unwanted acne breakouts can go back to the pits of Hell from whence they came. Why the fuck do I still have to deal with that anyway? I am 27, not 16, damn it.
*Make-up has to be perfect. I'm talking eyes sparkling like someone just handed me a check for $200 million.
*Body got to be a vision of sinful goodness
*Clothes gotta be warm so I don't freeze but hot at the same time
*Probably gonna roll Omega or Bulova style
*There will be bling. It will be tasteful but very much there and shiny nonetheless
*There will be no consumption of questionable foods and/or gasbag items. I remember this date I had a couple or three years ago where the guy wanted to get this pizza that my friend and I nicknamed the "gasbag pizza" because it was greasy and HIGHLY conducive to farting. That will not happen and cause me to have an embarrassing gas moment
*Parfoomay will be mad fresh. It will probably be a proprietary blend of the Beckham line, some Nautica, some Bod, some Axe, maybe some D&G, maybe some CK. But it will all come together to form a cloud of bad-ass seduction. Both men and women will be taken in by the powerful aroma of my awesomeness

"Ain't nobody dope as me I'm dressed so fresh and so clean (so fresh and so clean, clean)"

Fuck yeah.

Gotta prepare yourself for these things in advance. Your body got to be right.