Big Bros, Big Hos?

Dude.

I saw a fucked up sight today.

I worked this long ass day and it felt like no rest for the weary. After I got out of work, I needed to get gas, wash the filthy car, go to the post office, eat dinner, etc. As I am sitting at the red light on Main Street, I see a man and a little boy standing outside the Big Brothers, Big Sisters office. This is not uncommon, per se, but considering it was 7 o'clock in the evening and the office was obviously closed, I wondered if something had gone wrong for them. The man was huge and sweaty and looked like Peter from Family Guy. So then I wondered if maybe it was a man and his son and they just happened to be taking shelter from the hot sun by standing under the awning. Hmm. Out of nowhere, I see this girl come running up the sidewalk. She is maybe 4 feet tall at best and I could not tell if she was a very petite woman or a young girl not finished growing yet. Her hair was multi-colored and, although it was 90 degrees today, she was wearing dark heavy clothing but the clothing was super tight and left little to the imagination. She runs up to the Peter guy, apropos of nothing, and leaps on him, wrapping her arms around his neck and her legs around his waist like a tiny Lolita. I was stunned. He actually looked a little bit shocked, too. Now all of this would have been gross enough to see, especially if the girl was indeed a young kid, but what made it particularly disturbing to me is that this sexual tease act was going on literally on the doorstep of the Big Brothers, Big Sisters office. It's like, "Wow. I hope this is not a mentor-mentee situation going on because if so, it has gone waaaaaay the fuck to an inappropriate level."