The rib-breaker

I guess anything that involves a Segway is not a good means of transport to get what you want. (And to want it the way you got it. I've never had broken ribs but I can't think that it's conducive to lovin', touchin' and squeezin'. And yeah, it's way past my bedtime and I have been drinking tonight. I will deny all memory of this on the morning. Wait a minute . . . it's now in a blog. So I can't deny it. Balls.)